Live your own life.

i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow

When I get a wrong answer on a test/quiz:
The moment when you hear a song and every single word perfectly describes your situation.

that one person that you just wanna

The moment when you realised you’re just fat.
That “dance” you do when you’re on the computer trying to finish something quick and you have to pee really bad.
heyfunniest:

I loved Chemistry.
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
When one of my friends actually raises their hand to participate in class